
🎙️ Erotic Audio Commissions – Open
⚠️ By commissioning me, you agree to all the terms below - Please read carefully before placing your order
✅ Commission Terms & Process
💜 Must be 18+ to hire me
💜 Full payment is required upfront before your project enters my queue
💜 Discreet billing through PayPal
💜 Turnaround time: Up to 4 weeks from payment receipt
💜 I retain full rights to all completed audio (read “Rights & Privacy” below for more details)
💜 Commissions are for personal use only – commercial use is not available at this time
💜 Free revisions for mispronunciations or mistakes; up to 2 small edits allowed per order
💜 My rates are based on standard industry pricing and are non-negotiable
💜 No refunds unless I’m unable to complete your commission
💜 This is a judgment-free zone – I’m kink-friendly and open to many taboo fetishes. However, I will decline anything I'm not comfortable with. Certain kinks may incur an extra charge (see below)
❌ No-go list (I do not accept these under any circumstances):
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Scat
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Watersports
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Bestiality
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Somnophilia (sex acts done while asleep)
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Race play
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Self-harm
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Improv-only or unscripted ramblefaps
📝 Script Guidelines
I'm like Ron Burgundy with a teleprompter—I require a script to perform your custom audio
Need a Script?
You can hire my scriptwriter for $0.07/word. I’ll connect you after we discuss your concept. All scripts written by them are exclusive to your commission and written specifically for me to voice
Already Have a Script?
Great! You must have:
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Written it yourself OR
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Explicit permission from the original writer (I'll need to confirm this with them)
All scripts must follow my format where the listener is a participant. Click here for a sample script to see what that looks like. If you are writing the script yourself; Let me know if you’d like to be credited as the writer or remain anonymous
💰 Pricing (USD, tax included)
Length / Word Count / Price
Short ~ Up to 400 words (1–5 min) $100
Medium ~ 500–900 words (5–10 min) $180
Standard ~ 1000–1300 words (10–15 min) $260
Extended ~ 1400–1800 words (15–20 min) $375
Max Length ~ 1900–2300 words (20–25 min) $450
🚫 I do not offer audios longer than 25 minutes
📖 However, sequels or trilogies are welcomed!
🎧 SFX are included: ambient noise, music, wet sounds, etc.
🛑 If you'd prefer a no-SFX version, let me know in advance
💸Extras
-Add a Name $25 per name (for example, one name said multiple times is $25, two names used would be $50 and so on, names will be edited out in the copy I release)
-Taboo Kink Charge (case-by-case basis, I generally don't charge for taboo themes unless they are very niche) $50
📩 Delivery & File Access
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Completed audio is sent via Dropbox link - Please download your file ASAP, as links will expire
⚖️ Rights & Privacy
I retain full legal ownership of every commissioned audio, including redistribution rights. I may choose to repost audios on Patreon, ManyVids, Reddit, Pornhub, Clips4Sale, etc.
🕵️ Client privacy is guaranteed. I will never share your personal information. Again; I remove any names or identifiable client information from versions of audio I plan to redistribute
🚨 Legal Disclaimer
Do not share, repost, or redistribute any commissioned content without my written permission. Unauthorized use will lead to legal action, including Legal fees, Royalties and Retroactive licensing: $5,000 minimum + $50/minute of shared content
By commissioning me, you agree to all of the terms listed - Please confirm you’ve read and accepted these terms in your email
📬 Ready to Order?
👉 CLICK HERE TO EMAIL ME AND DISCUSS YOUR IDEA!
I can’t wait to hear from you 💜